by shyness tortured, or by jealousy

I would rather be Herod's pig

2008-05-05T06:22:56Z

than his son

so i was talking to my dad

2008-03-17T02:22:26Z

and he said that dave is my window that opened after all the doors closed.

essentially.
my dad doesn't do metaphors.

About 5 guys think I have a crush on them

2008-02-18T20:40:03Z

including jake.
lol.
i miss high school where boys were reasonable
and ladies were ladies

so i was in goofy goose

2008-02-18T20:18:18Z

and they were playing their typical worship music
which is always good for a giggle
and then a song came on
and i knew all the words
and decided i spend too much time at church.

bo was preaching last week
and alexis leaned over and said,
"man i wish we had more black people here.
the closest we have is nick."

nick always says
"mmhmm" and
"that's right"

alexis and i want some black ladies to shout
"testify!" "hallelujah!" and "mmhmm"
really sassily.

everyone at NCC is so young
and they are so happy
with so much hope
and so much love
and so much faith

i wish i had that much belief in something. anything.

Maybe you can break my heart this summer.

2008-02-05T16:16:46Z

I'm making a lot of bad decisions.

Bad Decision Playlist
Falling for You
Always on My Mind
Just What I Need
Voices
Falling
Turn Me On
So I Fall Again
Shiver
Why Bother

See a pattern?

ooooooh i'm gonna make a damn fool out mahself.

I found a puppy today!

2008-02-01T19:21:02Z

it was a beagle.
named it cat stevens after my old dog, cat stevens.
got to keep it for 7 hours.
went to the park together.
took it to humane society.
will miss cat stevens for many days to come.
will probably get a puppy next year.
maybe a beagle.

aphephobe @ 2005-06-04T21:17:00

2006-04-02T09:30:00Z

I shot a bird today.

Now, before we all go running around shouting that I'm a pagan sociopath, let's examine the chain of events.

Jamie comes over to play. He suggests target practice. He steals my rifle.

How lucky: I have a gun.

Uh-oh! A birdy fell out of its nest, and its mother is nowhere to be found!

We later discover she has been eaten by my cat.

So, anyway, poor little birdy was going to die. We fed him roast beef and bananas [couldn't find worms], and pondered what to do with the bugger.

OOOH I know!

Let's shoot the birdy!

"No," says Jamie, with a constipated look on his face

COME ON! LET'S SHOOT THE BIRDY!!

"Ehhhh..." says Jamie, about to shit his pants with excitement

BANGBANGAABAGNANGG

Oh...poor dead birdy.

Just kidding we let him go.